BUT DID SHE REALLY NEED TO TOUCH HIS HAIR THOUGH. JESUS WHITE PEOPLE

We got bored with dominating the world's tracks so now we're moving on to swimming pools. Coming for that ass Phelps!!

I like her. Naturally, some scold or other will make her out to be "ungracious" or "unprofessional". Missing the point that, in 10 years, she may not even be doing this anymore. I almost hope she doesn't. But if she does, I'm glad she's having fun being herself and not an acting-bot, giving perfect answers to…

I need to get this whole interview because she sounds fabulous. Black girls are spectacular, always and forever.

Noooo, Jill Scott! I thought you were Golden, but your words are Getting In The Way of my long-held admiration of you. Whatever. I think it might be time you took A Long Walk and figure out why you're So In Love with the idea of defending this creep.

Having rectal cancer at 51, I can relate to how freaked out folks are from poop and poop smells, even MENTION of a disease that's all about the poop. The "awareness ribbon" for "colorectal cancer" is navy blue... WTF? So, I made my own awareness "ribbon" for rectal cancer, for your consideration:

"And with Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Beyoncé and the like, the sexualization is often on their own terms. "

"In ancient Greek mythology, after the great flood, Deucalion and Pyrrha repopulated the world by scattering stones throughout the earth. From these stones emerged people; from these people grew the world. It's a myth, but its opposite is possible"

Who's to say that's a myth? I think Stone Scatter People Theory should…

Bird flu.

"He told me it was dilithium crystals!"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! His next ballad/rap will say "I see you sparklin' with those Crystals on, damn I wish we coulda got our Cristal on." hahahahaha

And yet, when I insist on crafting while naked so glitter doesn't get all over my clothes, everyone is all "put on an apron at least!" and "this is a public park, for crissake!" PRUDES.

That is a thoroughly nasty thing to say. Her vernacular is quite common for lower-middle class, church attending, Southern Black folk, particularly given the format (her Facebook page). Not everyone is in a position to code-switch, nor should they be required to in order to avoid having their fitness as a parent be…

*rolls eyes* Most of these comments are subtly ridiculing this woman's dialect, and that's not ok. I understand exactly what she is saying. She sounds like the average southern, lower middle class, black-church-dogma-believing young lady. Shoot... her diction, her sentence structure... she sounds like my mother, and…

I will not lie. I love the just married leather jackets. Fucking adorable. I know I'm a tacky goblin, but darn it. I LIKE IT!

Way to ruin something that was amusing among Nigerians/Africans? Hand it over to white (or white'ish) women and watch the comments. Either they miss the obvious joke and start lecturing on what they think they know about Nigerian/African culture (one class, one article, one eat pray love trip) and their need to save…

New heights of creativity with "classmate's half-sister"!

Ugh. At least I wasn't the only one. Those were the days I was convinced I wanted to MURDER my father. When I was in school I had so many extra-curriculars that I often didn't get home until 8, and with homework I wasn't in bed until close to 11. Plus I had to be up at 5 to make the 1 hour long drive to school and be…