Ooof, I feel your pain. My digestive system likes to mess with me all the time! Try drinking lemon juice, water, sugar and salt in the meantime.

What kind of sex injury? Or is it so terrible I don't want to know?

I have so many questions! How on earth did she get in your stove? How did you discover she peed in the stove? Did you turn it on and pass out from the horrible smell? How do you clean cat pee out of a stove?

I'm with you. Crying baby I can deal with. People who play their music so loudly I can hear it, people who don't use headphones and just play their music out loud, people who sing out loud whatever they're listening to and people who have very loud cell phone conversations drive me up the wall. The difference for me…

I'm with you on the ugly car. Mine is about 3 different shades of beige with scratched paint on the back. My pup on the other hand is adorable. On every single walk someone stops to tell me how cute he is. I'm really afraid of him being stolen because dog thefts have spiked in my neighborhood. The thought of him being…

That picture will haunt my dreams. It's so creepy!

Hehe, I like that "bargain bin." My puppy is also a rescue. I told myself I wanted a slightly older dog, around 3ish. Of course I ended up with an 8 month old puppy who, while technically "housebroken" still peed in my house 3 times in 2 days.

When they say they fought demons, was it a physical fight? On some astral plane? Or hearing voices in your head and resisting?

In defense of people who own Ayn Rand books, I bought one off the street for $5 because I'd heard about her and her philosophy and wanted to see what the fuss was about. I don't throw out books even if I don't like them so it's still on my book shelf. Not everyone who owns her books agrees with her philosophy. Some of…

Thanks for commenting. I've heard the spray bottle approach. I don't think it hurts them, like you said it's more annoying than anything. I don't do that because his main problem is anxiety on the walk and I know that's a confidence issue, not really a bad behavior that needs punishment.

Let your new life begin, call 1-800 Get Slim!

Thanks everyone who told me their "it gets better" dog stories last night! It's nice to know I'm not the only one who's ever gone through this.

But Batman's cape is practical. It can be used as a weapon, as a defense mechanism and for gliding. Catwoman's stilettos probably make a clicking sound when she walks and the loose hair is only a liability.

Haha, yeah that one always cracks me up. Just state your opinion respectfully and be prepared for people to disagree with you. No disclaimer necessary. That's like saying "I'm sorry, but blah blah offensive statement." Own your opinions people! I think people should apologize if they're being offensive but should…

Thanks for the info and the encouragement! Luckily, he doesn't have any dominance issues so I haven't really implemented any of Cesar's approaches. I do believe in his exercise, discipline, affection model so I've been trying that. Although I have a very loose interpretation of discipline. That nipping example counts…

I hope my comment didn't come off as confrontational, just trying to pick your brain. I know tone can be hard to read in a comment.

I love your random pictures and comments on the weekend open threads. Keep up the good work sir/ma'am.

My guess is either the single woman or her father owns her hair. But probably her father.

Yes, I think that's it. Less of a discourse and more "you don't agree with me so you're stupid." On the plus side I'm happy that jezebel has become so popular but the downside is it's harder to moderate comments and there are a lot of casual commenters who aren't invested enough in the community to make sure the tone…

I just googled her and according to the internet, her methodology directly contradicts Cesar Milan's. Is this true? I'm a huge fan of Cesar's and it doesn't seem to me that he advocates a punitive approach. His "pack leader" methodology makes a lot of sense to me based on what I've seen dogs do with each other. The…