Don't give up hope! Don't stop believing! It might still happen...eventually...I hope......

You love to promote, I love to be promoted. It's a win win!

I hate taking late evening naps. I accidentally passed out on the couch and now I feel crappy. Now I'm going to sit on the couch in a daze until I fall asleep for good. Ugh, ugh, ugh! On the plus side I'm hungry again so yay snacks!

I thought they closed all the physical Borders? Is your store closing soon?

Gina Torres is one of my favorite actresses. I like Rosario Dawson but I don't know if I can forgive her for Spirit.

The insurance lady who started my plan (no idea what her title is, I think she works for a middle man company between the insurance company and my insuring company) was nice enough to make my insurance retroactive to a month before. My plan is through a small start up company though. If your mom has been at her…

Just in case the house elves don't stop by your place, here's the recipe I used.

Hmm, seasoned popcorn sounds good, but a rotating lollipop sounds even better. Also, as someone who developed a bunch of random food allergies over the past few years, I feel your husband's pain.

Don't worry, the house elves pop up when you're sleeping. Have a beer, take a nap and when you wake up voilà! All cooking, house and yard work will be done. Or at least you'll be relaxed and rested enough to tackle the rest of he prep work. My money's on the house elves though, they're pretty reliable.

Tonight I'm making pizza and garlic knots. I've already got the dough made but I'm having a hard time getting off the couch to actually cook. I did some yoga and now I'm sitting here feeling sore but stretched out. Maybe if I wish hard enough the food will make itself? And a drink will magically appear in my hand? It…

Hearted for that gif. It's all kinds of awesome.

Lol, do you literally mean one of those electric lollipops where there's a motor on the bottom and the lollipop spins?

Try a sparkling strawberry lemonade and here's a sangria recipe

He has a show on FX called Louie. There have been 1 or 2 seasons and it's returning on June 23. No full frontal male nudity but it's totally his humor. He has almost complete creative control and the studio execs don't see the episodes before they air so he REALLY pushes the envelope sometimes. It's awesome.

You know what, I don't think that dress has enough frills. And only one big bow at the back? A dress like that can support at least 2 more giant bows. Tell your sister you need something busier, that dress is way too simple.

I don't have a cat but I do know that outdoor cats are bad for the local wildlife because of their hunting and killing. They're especially detrimental to local bird populations. I second the decreased lifespan argument for a Santa Monica outdoor cat. Don't do it.

I'm having the same issue. It's annoying. I don't want to clear my notifications on the off chance the problem gets fixed and I can finally respond.

I've seriously thought about keeping eggs and rotten tomatoes to throw at jerky drivers. Extreme, I know, anger issues maybe...but seriously, what is wrong with some people? How is it possible to be such a bad driver?

I saw it too. I thought it was really funny. I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the scene with Maya Roudolph and the dress fitting. When she ran outside of the bridal store and ends up in the street, I actually teared up I was laughing so hard. And the sex video at the end? Priceless. I've got a big bear…

What did you think of the action scenes? I thought they were done pretty well. She used to be a dancer so I think her movements are a little more fluid that someone with no dance or martial arts training.