@notarobot: The Women, All About Eve and A Guide for the Married Man. The first two because they are full of strong women (haha, not female) characters and the stories are amazing. The last because even though the plot goes against everything I believe in, I think it's hilarious and Walter Matthau is my favorite…

@go out and love someone: I don't know why but I read that as Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Wives. I like my interpretation better.

@TheMac: Why do ads featuring hipster-looking blacks and latinos make you think very basic/pre-paid plans?

@morninggloria: Also, gaining 30lbs mainly in your stomach causes you to get pregnant.

@LLisCool: I love this. I've been a Wendy fan for years. I'm not even into celebrity gossip I just love Wendy.

@Alohamaid: I love that despite how stuffy she sometimes acts, Peggy is the most open-minded and liberal character.

@WanderlustingIngenue: Your gif is giving me and my computer seizures. Too...much...blinking...aaarrrrgh!

@Alohamaid: What did you say?

@The Conductor: I have conversations with myself out loud. As in, I ask myself a question, think about it and then reply. But then I don't have a pet. If I did, I'd probably talk to them instead. I like to think I'm charmingly eccentric and not actually crazy. Helps me sleep at night.

@Alohamaid: Haha, it's probably a bad idea but it would be hilarious. On the one hand he might respond with something as hilarious as his original message. You can read it tomorrow when you're sober and have a good laugh. On the other hand responding opens the lines of communication and CEFAD's aren't usually funny…

@Alohamaid: Sounds like someone got a little thesaurus happy. I kind of feel bad for Sonny, when I'm writing to someone new or I'm nervous I become super formal. That's still no excuse for his message...or the failure to proofread...or using possibilities twice in the same sentence.

@VooDooDollhouse: Sounds good to me. Like you said, you cleaned a lot today. Don't want to overexert yourself. Also, you deserve that beer for getting anything done on a Sunday. Sunday's are my mentally prepare for the week day. And by mentally prepare I mean lay on the couch and watch TV.

@FUCKINGSPARKLES: Even worse, I'm Pete! Yikes!

@ObservantUnderachiever: I say make the boy bait. I made that and it was fantastic. It's great people bait, boys and girls.

@lemon lyman: Her album is even better. I've been playing it non-stop for a few weeks now. Most of the songs are upbeat and make for great dance music.

@archaeo_girl: That's so weird. Do you think she meant to text someone else? I did that once and didn't realize until after I'd sent a second text that I texted the wrong person.

@janeEyre,QuietAssassin: I poop everyday around 11am but I have to be at work before 11. On behalf of all work poopers, sorry :-)

@The Conductor: Brisco County Junior. I make due with Bruce Campbell a.k.a.Sam Axe, a.k.a. Chuck Finnley.

I grew up in the Bronx and before this movie my friends and I had never heard of a valley girl or the valley accent. After this movie we all walked around talking like valley girls thinking it was some kind of homage to Clueless; completely ignoring Cher's disdain for all things valley. I don't know why but we thought…

@Ginger Gal: I say go for it. Even if you don't like it it will grow back. Besides, shoulder length works for most face types.