SO MANY of those people are actually part black. It happened in my family. Passably light-skinned mixed-race grandchild of slave rape enters into white society by claiming part Indian. Obviously never tells their own children that they're part black and the myth lives on.

put down the pumpkin spice latte, gurl.

You're simply not smart.

You're wrong.

they were fucking loudly with the car door open in the middle of the day.

I don't have an employer, I am the employer. And no, my employees can't disappear for an undisclosed amount of time in the middle of a project, and I can't either. My clients would simply replace me; which is the reasonable thing to do when someone needs to be gone for 3 months, whatever the reason.

Sorry buddy, but some peoples' jobs are more important than "blogger".

So imagine that you had a job that mattered. As in, you were actually needed at work (which describes zero people on Jezebel). As in, you have a skill that not just anyone can do.

What should your employer do for the TWELVE weeks you want off? Hire someone else, train them, and then fire them as soon as you're…

clever

hey i have a four pack!

also, if i shaved my chest/back i'd be more like 205

BMI = LOL

Pop over to the drugstore. The lightening stuff in there combined with the SPF makes it start to even out fairly quickly!

A fool and her money...

Yes! I swear by this one:

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DEAR WHITE PEOPLE,

never go to west hollywood

can i give you a billion stars? like like like

there's no such thing as "meat culture" and you are incredibly self-righteous.

hers was better

Please please please tell your daughters to call the REAL police if they're assaulted. Never call campus police EVAR (for any reason, really).