not technically a crime. but if cosby were murdering chicks and she knew and didn't say anything we'd be calling her an accessory. So...

Then you can date all the fat chicks. It'll be a free for all.

I'm not miserable.

I was slightly more miserable when I was overweight, but since I'm a rational human I reacted to that problem by changing my body, instead of whining that people aren't attracted to fat guys and sobbing that I can't find any assless chaps in a 36" waist.

give me a fucking break.

It is the prerogative of NO ONE, not one person or company on this entire planet, to nurture your personal self esteem. All women of all shapes and sizes are not equally represented because they are not all equal. Fat chicks are actually not sexy, and most are aware of this, and are thus not looking for hooker…

You realize that no one is telling you that you have to be a size zero, right?

He's a man, though. So it's worse to feel too small than to be too big. Men have pressure to not be small/weak.

I'm perfectly happy for rapists to be imprisoned.

But I also can't care about some stupid girl whose top priority is attention.

If you were taught to think instead of to feel you'd probably be better at problem solving.

dumps don't take your trash for free. if you'd ever done any work you'd know that.

I was charged $25 for a couch, which is why most people leave them on the curb. Columbia's not leaving shit on the curb.

$471 is low. most of that cost was probably for the dump they took them to.

Things that Columbia should not be involved with:

LOL. NOTHING makes you women more angry than being held accountable for your actions.

Of. fucking. course. they were charged because they caused a giant fucking mess.

Here's the thing, though. You do have to babyproof every square inch of your house, OR have your eyes on the child at all times.

touche.

First of all, babies shouldn't know what candy is yet.

Second of all, there is only one human being on the planet in charge of keeping your child safe, and that's you.

We adore violence and are terrified of sex.

Smart parents keep shit like this away from kids.

if at first you don't suceeeeeeeeeed

i JUST realized that when i stay in crappy motels its possible that the previous resident had their grody dog all over everything.