Far-left and far-right criticisms of Clinton share only a few vaguely familiarities, but when you go in depth that theory falls apart. How many leftists were hammering Clinton in Benghazi, for example?

I am relaxed, it is you who is mad.

Wisconsin and Michigan fit the definition of "places that exist" so she didn't campaign everywhere. But I guess I'm just being a nitpicker.

You're absolutely right, no one said verbatim "I'm mad at Bernie", they just post obsessively about how they're fuming that he stole the election from their Yas Queen.

Are you seriously implying that people campaigning for public office don't need to actually campaign?

and fuck the giant chain stretched across hundreds of miles of the state's borders that kept her from entering it.

"Well when you think about it, there's really no difference between good and bad things…" - wacky Game of Thrones dude

I've read that too, from the Word document where I typed it out.

So you're admitting that you're angry with Bernie because you can only imagine how many people stayed home because he was off the ballot. You don't have any tangible evidence that he tanked the election, you've made up an imaginary number in your head and getting mad based on that. Or am I mistaken?

Your aunt is an oaf.

Aw yeah, the Horseshoe Theory is extremely good shit.

Nice erasure of the millions of people of color who voted for Sanders. Should they feel proud or weirded out that you're bestowing them the title of "Honorary White Person"?

Heck, there's no "almost" about it.

Before the re-shoots, everyone had guns and the horses were Land Rovers.

shut the fuck up

Hell yeah, we're gonna see thousands of lunk-headed right-wingers buying millions of dollars worth of Starbucks coffee and pouring it down a drain, because that's totally how boycott's work.

How is getting paid in goats not lucrative? You can get a lot out of a goat.

*Tennessee Tuxedo goes to 1800s carnival and sees World's Fattest Woman* Gettin' hot in here…

True.

You better stop throwing these luke-warm owns at me this instant, or I'm going to use all my web powers to make sure you can never post a snarky comment on a story about Shia LeBouf ever again without fear of harassement.