They discussed inflation in the text exchange.

That’s football. Big people run into each other at high speeds.

You forgot the most important part about how to get on with life afterwards: start collecting bottlecaps.

they came from the factory with rust

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a MKIII Jetta outside of that movie...

Get in line. I am not married though, I just have brown skin.

If I weren’t already married, I’d be Russian to make her acquaintance.

Congratulations, Mr. heavysquad, on COTD! I would like to award you with an IDK car which this lovely lady will deliver without running out of gas.

[reads headline]

I didn’t know they have internet in the afterlife.

If only it had a little bit of torque... not much, just a little bit, it would be the best sports kei there is... But the Beat is only really fun 50% of the time, then it has to climb back up the mountain :)

Avi-eh-t, navig-eh-t, and communic-eh-t.

Every single time someone mentions “Timbits”, I read it as “Tim’s bits”, and baked goods do NOT come to mind.

The blunt force trauma would have probably got you before burning to death, screaming.

Soory, eh!

I wasn’t aware my seatbelt would save me if my plane burst into flames due to a collision with another jetliner

Even Canadians follow the rules of aviate-navigate-communicate

Yes, if he had a mouthful of Timbits.

You mean Soory.