Those are . . . those are real tweets? An at least semi-respected publication with decades of print history actually used “vajazzled”?

I could have happily lived the rest of my life without ever seeing these photos.

I got a job and started a Master’s degree. Worked for me.

Take an online class while working full time. Problem solved...

Holy shit! Someone wrote that out and said to themselves “Yes, this is absolutely the combination of words I want to put my name on today.”

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

like letting you swipe left and right on binks and also being able to comment and re-bink binks.

So it’s Imgur?

But, will it have people shilling for multi level marketing schemes like It Works, or Pampered Chef?

This shit isn’t accepting; this shit is co-opting.

It’s very fucking clever.

What the hell.

I was gonna say. In the article he says Orlando may have discouraged Evangelicals from visiting.

fewer people in my way at disney parks? good!

Why are men the “core demographic” for car magazines, though? Do you have a wikipedia page you can copy-paste here to explain that?

*insert the rock clapping GIF here*

I keep hope that one day men will be appreciated for their intellect, and not their big watches or curvy stereo equipment.

Aaaaaaaaaand that’s the reason she’s posting what she did.

NO