A drug-addled, schizophrenic shitbag who basically invented what Terry Richardson does, then created Terry Richardson through a series of fucked up childhood vignettes, such as 4-year-old Terry finding his dad in the bathtub with his wrists slashed, or 42-year-old Bob loudly fucking 18-year-old Anjelica Huston all day…

I thought last November proved once and for all that racists are basically everywhere in this mess of a country.

Honestly, given his general public demeanor, I’m surprised his public statement wasn’t “me so solly.”

Haven’t heard that Canadian one before and I live in a border town. Sounds like something a bored 13-year-old came up with in 4 Chan or in a Call of Duty voice chat.

Right? I am by no means passing judgment on strippers. I have counted more than one stripper as an actual friend over the years. Neither do I intend to suggest that all pole dancers are strippers. I know this is not the case.

All those aquatic sports underwater shots of nip- and other-slips get clicks for a reason.

Shitty year-round imported tomatoes with no taste notwithstanding, tomatoes are a fruit that can be used relatively interchangeably with strawberries in recipes.

#unexpectedStripes

This is actually the best thing that Melania Trump has ever done, ever. And she didn’t even do anything.

My new blanket policy:

The nostrils don’t lie and they’re identical.

She probably saw this episode and added it to her list of “things that will make me look like a human woman.”

And still saying it was a great business. Huge. Tremendous. The most classiest business that ever went into bankruptcy.

Even if you assume:

This was the first thing that hit my mind as I read about Harley trying to reach out to minorities.

So, I listened to Mayer’s interview on Maddow this morning while waking up and admittedly I was groggy but what I heard was a very, very differently sung song of Mike Pence.

Apparently this isn’t the case, however Mike Pence’s actual chief of staff might in fact be one of the aliens.

That’s it in a nutshell. If you have to pick between dystopian futures, authoritarian theocracy beats nuclear wasteland because:

Same on all points!