No, it’s worth saying. He had a form of cancer with a very high chance of recovery and they caught it by chance at an extremely early stage.

Mr. Tulliver did not willingly write a letter, and found the relation between spoken and written language, briefly known as spelling, one of the most puzzling things in this puzzling world. Nevertheless, like all fervid writing, the task was done in less time than usual, and if the spelling differed from Mrs.…

All I can think of right now is 30 Rock.

Anyone who doesn’t appreciate the Squirrel Nut Zippers shouldn’t be writing for a music blog. If Perennial Favorites was good enough to get the Simpsons team to make a video for it, it’s good enough for you, dammit. Random fact: the guy who directed the video is also the voice of Flash in Zootopia.

How come my calendar says it’s 2017 but every day I read a new article that tells me it’s 1957?

Counterpoint: the little plastic castle is a surprise every time.

I was in the boy scouts for like one second. Troop leadership matters there, too. The one thing I remember from it was sitting in a condo basement while the troop dads hung out upstairs and then my stepdad nearly breaking my arm when I called my mom when I was bored, because maybe I cost the host a few bucks in long…

It’s almost like everyone in that circle is a bunch of useless wanks, desperately trying to seem relevant.

Margaret Cho wouldn’t have been the first person to make that mistake. Even Ta-Nehisi Coates managed to use her as the definitive “white girl.”

Well...

I don’t have that power and he was already out when I found him. Even so, I know I shouldn’t respond to trolls but I couldn’t help myself. I honestly wanted to know what the hell he was trying to say in context because sometimes these skeevebags just really are so far off base you kinda wanna know what they’re…

That last quote is fucking brutal to read.

What point are you even trying to make?

I remembered one more, a little different than most.

Oh man I need these.

Oh man, that zip-tie story brought back a wall and fuzzy memory.

The Vice video shows him twice recovering from pepper spray. He said “commies” did it each time. Now I’m wondering if the little cowardly, woman-beating, roid-abusing, drunk-driving dickwad didn’t just get a little blowback from his own assaults and cried about it like it wasn’t his fault, just like how the rest of…

I don’t agree with former president Steve Bannon on nearly all aspects of global policy but I do agree we need to exit Afghanistan militarily. Then we go right back to disagreeing in that I think the next step is to support them in a lot of other ways, including economically.

Which is just coincidentally swastika-esque.

Glad I wasn’t the only one who saw that and shouted “THAT’S THE FUCKING POINT.”