Or like despite how for most of the history of purses, they were used by men. But now we feel the need to have the word “man-purse,” which likely would have been “murse” if that wasn’t already taken by male nurses. Which, again...

No no, I meant the cops. The cops probably ripped the version on their shirts off of some web meme. Not the show’s designers.

Yea but let’s be honest, they probably lifted it off of some racist shithole meme on some racist shithole facebook group.

Have you noticed our t-shirts? They’ve got skulls on them.

Except he’d just prosecute them like Sessions is.

It’s not age that’s a factor. It’s you, your grandmother, and everybody else who think age is the defining characteristic of adulthood.

I mean, they managed to make a compact hatchback handle like a full-size, body-on-frame pickup from the ‘80s, while simulating the visibility of a Panzer tank. That’s gotta be worth something if you market it right.

Anybody figure out what he knocked over? Because it’s most definitely not an OSHA-approved fuel container.

No, they don’t. Well, not the influential leaders who convince the rest of the folks, anyway. The regular folks might buy into this but the leaders, they’re playing a different game.

OMG that x-ray!

I can’t tell if you’re saying he shouldn’t be complaining because the police are supposed to help in those situations or trying to give solid life advice because calling the cops seems like a good way to get shot these days.

He literally brought up Hillary again in the next tweet after these.

Nearly 50 ads in a single article? You have a quota or something?

Ladies and gentleman, meet our 47th president.

He *was* a dick back then.

Went to elementary school with this guy. Never thought I’d see him naked. Never wanted to see him naked. Want to forget I ever saw him naked.

Maybe the reason there aren’t time travelers coming back to save us is we don’t make it that far.

Kinda sounds like he was performing Kermit as himself?

Well you see, he was starved and tortured by people funded and trained by Russia and Republicans have long been stridently anti-Russia and so he has to stick by his party because they’re against the things he’s against.

I’m not saying I disagree with you in theory but cheating is a *nonconsensual* sexual practice for the cheated-on partner. One which has the potential to cause serious illness or mental harm.