Short answer— they did.

Being Jewish mythological monster might explain why she thought “Yosef Shalom” was a good idea..

My first thought was, “so does that mean we’re not going to force ‘abstinence-only’ down the throats of developing countries riddled with horrific levels of STDs? Because that seems to be an “American Value” every time the GOP takes power.

Crossed with some sort of skin disease, but yes, it’s 1000% notebook doodles permanently stabbed into her arms.

Fine, I won’t tell you that. But I will say that I am once again glad to have quit FB after the election.

I feel bad up to a point but it’s gotten so big that it’s gone past “people who don’t know any better” and into “people who should know better.” It’s willful ignorance.

True story, some of the biggest pro-Trump FB pages that weren’t run by Russian operatives and bored Eastern European adolescents were run by MLM scammers looking to make another quick buck on ad revenue.

she ‘doesn’t believe’ in recycling. 

And it’s so ubiquitous that we’re like, expected to respect their choice to get involved with what amounts to a pyramid scheme with better marketing.

Obligatory:

When things like that happen in other sports, they tend to be made illegal by the governing body. To give another tennis example, spaghetti-string rackets.

I feel like it’s missing something. Like some sort of Internet-enabled device to squeeze the bag for me at an optimal rate.

There’s some justice in this world because apparently Captain Confederacy there (who is, confusingly, Korean) got indicted in February on aggravated assault with a deadly weapon charges with his equally stupid friends.

Is that what you do at comic book conventions? Only thing I ever actually got out of a con was Oderus Urungus’s autograph.

That’s... Different.

Festival people be different.

This is some grade-A Breitbart “Black Crime” content. Even the fucking Twitter account linked at the bottom of the article is an Alt-Right troll. Which should have been obvious from the MAGA hat.

But I have! He gave a version of his Other America speech at my high school three weeks before he died.

Extra traffic from the bridge collapse made him rethink his Uber and then he got this brilliant idea.

And then Melissa Etheridge processes Ellen’s lesbian paperwork and gives her the toaster at the end!