I can’t get the backs of my calves shaved properly to save my life. The hairs grow diagonally and it’s impossible.

I am pretty sure if I were given a bottomless pit of glazed donut holes, I would never stop eating them.

Standing O, Liz. What a life she’s lived.

I love these ladies. I’m in!

The taco bar the caf puts out on Tuesdays for dinner when you live in the dorms.

I wonder how much this attitude contributes to women not making it to the C-suite in corporations.

And now she’s probably a size 12 and she’s moaning every minute about how ashamed she is of herself. Size 14 is the average size in America, so this whole storyline just makes me ill. Fucking Tamra was on camera talking about how Shannon was close to death because she’s... average.

Must be nice to have Medicare and Congress’ insurance when you have cancer.

Is he one of the guys who wants to secede from the evil government his own party controls?

“Let me very clear: I do not know what the word collude means.”

This show is like watching a home movie of my childhood in the 80s. I just love it.

They’re fucking with us and loving it because it makes us look like fools unable to lead the free world, which, with our current choice of leader, I can’t really disagree with.

He seemed like a very nice kid on Dancing with the Stars. I hope he gets it together.

The Chicago History Museum has a permanent collection of her work that I just found out about. I can’t wait to see it.

If you Youths could also bring back mom jeans as a personal favor to me, I’d appreciate it. Kthnx.

She is a child actor that I worry about.

I’m going to be so pissed if they have Aria kill Cersei instead of Jamie. I have been waiting for that since I learned about the prophesy.

“the company... avoids paying overtime by outsourcing work to the unregulated one-room factories that dot Dongguan’s back streets.”

Oh Betsey. You think if you help them take rights away from people, they won’t take away yours. You think you and yours will be protected.

No wonder my mom used to roll her eyes when she flipped through my fashion magazines back in the day.