I also like this turn of phrase , “...who dated on and off since their April 2016 engagement...”

Honestly, I could probably come up with a longer list of artists I pretended *not* to love for fear of being uncool, like Madonna and Spice Girls.

I was driving a 1978 Cadillac in college. It had an 8-track. Lol.

That show is all about Kourtney, Scott and Khloe. Kim just shows up to look pretty sometimes.

The show used to be so fun and silly in the early days. They went on exotic trips, poked fun at each other, bought expensive stuff.

“Tilford says he’s been disappointed in Trump’s failure to unite America.”

Yeah, seriously. I hope that family is rich.

I hope they paid her for that interview. Honey, take the money and run...after you get a court order for child support.

J.D.: Um... to me, though, suicide is the natural answer to the myriad of problems life has given me.

True, but she provoked the funniest moment in housewives history for me:  Vicki screeching “I have never slept with multiple partners in my life!” across a mountain top while on skis.

Good I loved that miniseries. I watched it every time they replayed it. It was definitely the first time I heard the word “bitch” on network TV, and if I remember right, some affiliates didn’t want to show it because of the profanity and abortion.

Is this real life?

The only think I know about her is that she once called Pittsburgh “Shitsburgh”, because she’s all class.

No, Brad, no. Just no.

So he is saying Obama colluded to do nothing and that was wrong? But he is going to do nothing and that is right?

There is now a White Girl Rose’ brand of wine.

Yep. I just bought a bunch of dresses online without checking what material they are made of and I had to return them. Synthetic fabric feels so gross. Lesson learned.

Yep. I just belt mine and they are good to go.

I think that’s the flag of Belgium, not Germany.

Sure. Great decision. What could go wrong?