I feel like Tara Reid is destined for a Real Housewives show.

I have a Tommy Bahama backpack chair and it really is the best.

I have a Tommy Bahama backpack chair and it really is the best.

She does play the long game. I have a theory that she is waiting until the day before the statute of limitations runs to sue Kim and Kanye for recording her without her permission last year when Kim dropped the recording of her approving Kanye’s song. We’ll see.

Pawn shop owner Kevin Haug told the AP, “Every once in a while, when someone’s weird, we look into them for no apparent reason other than we’re just bored sometimes.”

Whoopie Goldberg in The Color Purple.

If they really do Top Gun 2, the most interesting part of the movie is going to be seeing if Tom Cruise can put aside his ego to let a new young actor take the lead in the movie as the new “Maverick”.

It’s often cathartic to write this stuff out.

My fingerprint recently changed due to an accident where I pinched my thumb and took a chunk out of it. I am curious as to how they will account for changing prints.

So the real career advice here is: Take a successful, Trendy Thing (LeanIn-type career advice). Identify the gaps it doesn’t fill. Wrrite a book filling those gaps as the anti-Trendy Thing. Profit.

It did happen on the Challenge to... Tanya, I think.

That was my entire childhood in every history class. “We used to be so terrible! Thank goodness we are better now!”

Too titillating for them, huh?

Honestly, if she is a Seinfeld fan, this is the most Seinfeld-ian thing to happen.

I just read Leah Remini’s book. JLo seems like a really good friend. I wish she would find a good guy.

Yeah, he’s just lying out his ass at this point. He has no credibility. I hope the jury isn’t trying to make his explanation make sense, like, “well, the Benadryl could have made her act wacky and not object. Not guilty!”

I think Ramona’s divorce is finally hitting her and she is lashing out at the world.

Wasn’t lying what President Clinton was ultimately impeached for?

Wow, his son is his Minime.

This conversation reminds me of the Buffy episode where the Trio of villains were arguing over who was the best James Bond.

Chris Evans forever.