Can we live stream his first night as a new bride in prison?

Well at the very least we finally got the answer to the age old question - how many NFL execs does it take to figure out if it's a catch?

The act is not worse than murder, but I’d say the offender is 100% a bigger risk placed back into society. First of all, there are situations where murder can be justified or explained, you can’t do the same for molesting a child. Also, if you’re into kids, that’s your thing. It’s gonna be your thing when you get out…

Nobody has to point out the delicious irony that iBeg collected a bunch of money for people and didn't deliver anything, right?

I watched Fargo and then flipped the game on for the last 2:30.

To most people, and I think me included, the answer to that is yes.

“As we seek to address the specific needs of the individual student, the District will also be mindful of the needs of other District students and families”

Interesting that Maryland has the interception of an oral communication classified as a felony, while videotaping a person in a private place is a misdemeanor.

Oh I didn't mean to imply that expansive = good by any stretch. Was more just attempting to explain the style.

I’m about 25% through it and am enjoying it very much. If you like expansive stories and big books, I don’t think you’ll have many complaints with this one.

FYI....that's not just any woman in Utah that tried this. It's former pornstar Asia Carrera. Show some respect.

I dunno, I stopped at an Arby’s the other night and an old lady was going to town on the free coffee refills and a box of Fig Newtons she had in her purse. It was pretty damn sad.

Ben Carson has been taking to high level cooks and dish washers (many more than Obama has, btw) in the Denny’s kitchen, and it turns out that the Chinese were involved (ended up the spatula is stamped “Made in China”).

Two points on this genius:

I think a stronger warning is necessary for A Serbian Film. Potential viewers should note that “defilement of small children” is more accurately described as “newborn rape”.

This is the best kinja ever. If I had to make a soccer analogy, I’d say this is the kinja equivalent of Messi’s career if he could perform for Brazil like he performs for his club - complete and utter domination on all fronts.

Denver Post reporting he was drunk during the game vs ASU and had to be pulled out of the huddle by assistants.

To be fair, Eminem murders EVERYONE he jumps on a track with. BIG included.

The problem with a majority of the opposition to programs like this that they willfully fail to understand the though my process behind the people who support such programs and ignore the real world. Of course any right minded person would want a 10/11 year old to not be sexually active. Of course any right minded…

Saying he's a poo jitsu brown belt is too obvious, right?