Junior year of college after a standard night of heavy drinking, we dared my friend to take a five foot bong hit...of dip.

To blame united’s season on him is laughable, with that I agree. However, as much as the team seemed to have no place for him, he made it fairly obvious that he was not happy to be there.

I’m not trying to state an opinion on the soccer coverage here one way or another, but I don’t think it’s much of a stretch to say that DiMaria’s time in Manchester was a disappointment. DiMaria is a great player, and I don’t think much of a blame (if any) lies with him, but that team was clueless as to what to do…

Right back atcha as I feared I was horribly dating myself with that one...

If Madonna’s brother calls...tell him I'm not here.

Everyone knows that in addition to not having the authority to make laws, the Supreme Court has not, in fact, actually made any laws in this instance. Rather, they simply have stated that the existing laws, as written, provide marriage equality for everyone based on their plain text. Funny enough, the supreme courts…

She’d likely be viewed as a martyr no matter what happens, but what’s important to remember here is that there are real plaintiffs who were effected by her actions. Putting her in jail was the only way for the system to start working again and marriage licenses be issued in accordance with the law. For you to ask that…

The judge addressed the option of imposing a fine and (rightly) noted that the fine would be paid by third party interest groups and not be any burden to her, effectively allowing her to continue denying licenses. Now that she is in jail she is legally “absent” from her post, at which point the law allows provides an…

Is it me, or do these police activists act like every cop initially applied for an office job that involved no interaction with the public and then found out on the first day that they’d actually be police officers??

Eibar is a HORRIBALE example of trying to prove the point you’re trying to prove here -

If this deal ends up happening in January united will be well and truly fucked for the champions league, as they will be left to field Romero is goal for the knockout stage (assuming they get that far). Based on what we’ve seen this season, and last weekend in particular, that’s not an enviable position to be in.

I’m pretty sure that all of us can rest easy knowing that the best shot that white supremacists have is a guy named “Cruz”.

All I have to say is check out the YouTube videos of GG Allin’s funeral/wake. Doesn’t get much more bizzare that that.

I don’t even get how he was killed. He was a uniformed officer with a gun on his hip (and likely had a long gun of some type in the car). Doesn’t having your own gun stop gun violence? Did he just not have enough guns in this case? Please help me with this, NRA.

Sorry bud, but this is definitely not a cupcake draw.

I have the best college alcohol story, and it’s so central casting it would probably be rejected from a script for being too obvious.

Look, the second protects the first.

It’s pretty simple. Nobody should be allowed on flights with their pet. Period.

This has been going on for a while now, and I have a bat shit insane story right on point -