not holding a gun in a store that sells guns, or playing with a toy gun in a playground?

To provide free flights to relatives of every black person unjustly and needlessly murdered, you would have to build a whole new airport in Chicago alone. But I bet Boeing would appreciate all the new plane orders.

You mean like Tamir Rice? Threatening the police with deadly force? Take your Klan bullshit and shove it up your ass.

Hmm do they fly soldiers families to funerals for free? Or how about the family of various black people executed recently?

Yeah... I get it. Its super easy to make fun of Tesla and the perceived playthings of the rich they produce. But Tesla deserves way more credit than this article alludes to. Tesla is even now a TINY automaker with production that doesn't even make a blip on the radar compared to GM, Ford, Toyota and other major…

Thanks for doing this Doug. As much as we don't want to hear of your disappointment, you did so in an entertaining and honest way over the past year. For that, we are all grateful, even if most won't admit it.

The more creative approach is to break rules that they haven't yet thought of putting in the book (or testing for). Of course Smokey Yunick was a pioneer in the area, away from F1 (following is from the Wikipedia entry for him):

Am I the only one on Earth that thinks almost ALL old Volkswagens are severely overrated? They're cute, but I wouldn't pay the kind of scratch people are shelling out these days for "cute."

The USAF is replacing one plane and it's functions with an array of lesser planes to perform the same tasks.

I know you joked about it in your last CarMax article, but I honestly believe that there's a poster of you in CarMax HQ now with something terribly mean-spirited written below it.

Great article like always, Doug.

laptop in the passenger footwell tells me this Italian stallion is spitting error codes like busta spits rhymes... yet another red flag in this cavalcade of red flags that tell me to run away and buy the optioned Honda Civic I could get for $23,999 instead, CP Tavarish-Robbah

GT-R because with all the money you save you can afford all the lawsuits that will fly your way for gross negligence of others' safety at a track day.

I speak for most of Jalopnik when I say that we love Torch's random nonsense.

Damn dude, who shit in your Cheerios today?

NO EXPLOSION, NTSB footage shows intact motor in debris, early fact-finding says shuttlecocking started early when (speculated) one of two levers was operated and an interlock did not stop the process.

That rocket expert sounded real credible until she mentioned them selling cell phones. Way to keep it professional.

This is a trick question. No car can be fun driving it 100 miles a day in traffic. If you commute 100 miles a day you need to stop, find a new job or move closer to work. Your quality of life and love of cars will cease to exists after years of a soul sucking commute.

I'm glad dealers associations have decided that consumers are hurt far more by Tesla's dealerships than by dealers like these.

Hmmm this is what he calls unimpressive: