It’s a real Godzilla “let them fight” situation.  Except Godzilla is a sympathetic and multi-layered character.

Oh, for dog’s sake. If somebody enjoys a well-done steak, just let them enjoy their well done steak. How exactly are they harming you? I swear, steak fanatics are worse than vegans when it comes to food snobbery.

And you thought these nerd moguls smelled bad on the outside.

We regret to inform you that Crocs are racist.

This story both informed me of the impending Croc-pocalypse, and informed me that it has been cancelled. What a whirlwind of emotion!

“A comedic masterstroke.”

I think we should be applauding Gussis.  Because I can only guess she set out with this series with the goal of topping the sheer awfulness of Dexter’s season finale, and she’s succeeded beyond all expectations.  

The one that got me was learning that Dexys Midnight Runners were named after dextroamphetamine, which is a drug people would take so they could dance all night. 

Remember the old days of AVC when Josh Modell would openly masturbate on command whenever someone would mention The Transporter or Crank or Don’ You Go Rounin’ Roun’ to Re Ro or whatever else his latest piece of shit movie was called? Good times.

Only if the men have names that are increasingly obvious double entendres.

Peter O ‘toole

He was cast as the Juggernaut, bitch!

“Can we rename him to something more awesome, but that still sounds familiar, like James Bondmarketcrash?”

Good thing every other man who has ever played Bond has been pig’s asshole ugly, then.

Bond movies don’t need a needlessly complicated third act that usually involves some terrible plot contrivance like secret twins, or secret daughter, or “go to the next dimension so you can haunt a wristwatch in the past,” etc.

Kaluuya doesn't strike me as "hard" enough for Bond. I don't look at him and think "Yeah, he could be a right bastard." Elba has that look.

I feel like playing James Bond would be a step down after Stacker Pentecost.

Idris Elba as Bond I’m all for.

We sent a reporter to visit Bond mastermind Barbara Broccoli on her private island base, The Broccolidome. The reporter did not return, but Ms Broccoli released the following statement: “FOOLS!! Who dares disturb me during The Broccolislumber?! Your reporter has been lowered into the Broccoli Mines where he will toil…

“Idris could do it if he was in shape”

Wait, what the fuck? 

+1, Bobby my man