You’re getting really worked up over a franchise that had at best, one truly good film, two alright films, and then just a bunch of dreck. This movie looks fun, it’s got Shane Black at the helm, there’s no way one of the characters isn’t going to make a snide comment about how ridiculous the ultra predator is, and it…

Are people shit talking this thing even familiar with Shane Black? I was always on board when I heard this would be his fourth turn as writer/director, in addition to his many superb screenwriting credits. Dude hasn't directed a bad film so far, this is going to kick ass if it has even a fraction of the sense of fun…

Its apparently pretty solid, just go in with low expectations and it's probably a pretty good Sunday afternoon at home movie

I don’t think the “ultra predator” or whatever you call it is supposed to be more superior to humans, he’s clearly meant to be superior to other Predators and has been shown fucking up regular predators just as much if not more than humans in the clips we've seen. He seems to be more akin to the T-Rex at the end of…

Can be good in the right role, and seeing as he's playing a warlock who is supposed to be a reasonable amount of pathetic I'd say the casting is pretty spot on

Then they threw Kyle fucking Maclachlan in there, and now I really really want it to be good

Nnnnnnnope, the whole thing with Eccarius happened in the one shot special Blood and Whiskey, which was basically an extended flashback showing Cassidy in New Orleans years before he met Jesse. However the events in the one shot tied directly into the New Orleans arc in the main series.

Shut up, Wesley

There are a bunch of these things, so I'm pretty sure it's a franchise situation, why punish the individual restaurant owners when it's corporate doing this? Same with how Chick fil A corporate threw their LGBT employees under the bus by making them deal with homophobic rednecks a few years ago.

There's also the criterion collection produced commentary of Armageddon that's just an hour and a half of NASA scientists explaining why the movie is scientifically innacurate, and how they kept telling Bay that it didn't make sense only for him to put it in anyways.

For the release of King Kong they put out an entire boxset that was just the extras before the film even came out

Stunt Cock!

The Sacha Baron Cohen film commentaries basically have enough material for an entire documentary film on the subject, he even stops the film multiple times to explain how certain scenes were obtained and things that happened when the crew couldn’t film him. A stand out is his story about the velcro suit scene from…

It's also the premise of Turbo Kid

Nah, he was at heart an actual good person who cared deeply about his family and upholding the law, but this being a crime show about deep seated character flaws and things lying just beneath the facades we show the civilized world, he was also an incredibly flawed human being like much of the rest of the cast.

Either he was extremely fucking lucky, (which he was) or the cousins underestimated him due to the fact that they’ve proven so deadly in the past as well as Hank not really looking like much of a threat. They got cocky is basically what I’m saying, and ended up getting taken out by the last person they probably would…

You forgot his role as Captain Holt's husband Kevin from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Then read this, you're a fucking idiot with no sense of context listing unrelated writers to make yourself feel like an uber nerd.

You’re gonna need to show your work on that one, what series by any of them were about a dumbass comic nerd dressing up and failing miserably at fighting crime? Also you’re grouping Giffen in with Ennis and Ellis as some kind of critique against Millar? I love Giffen, but he might as well be Mister fucking Rogers…

At least it felt like something new and different at the time, it's success was sadly what led to him no longer giving a shit about putting any effort into his work beyond coming up with movie premises and then phoning in 5 issues (Except for Superior, which was bizarrely pretty touching) His Ultimate X-men is still…