The way these things go we’ll probably get him as The Scorpion around at least the new Spider-man 3, which will be hilarious.

Thats conjecture on your part, and everything I posted was pretty clearly just a gigantic fan wank. Go piss on somebody else’s fun.

What are you talking about? He played Mac Gargan aka The Scorpion in Spider-man Homecoming

Yeah, I like the idea of them being stuck in the negative zone and it just being explained that time works differently in there, so they’re probably only gone for like a month as they perceive time, but once they come back into our dimension 60 years have passed. It would allow for the red scare and space race stuff…

Um, yeah, because there’s no way Carol isn’t out there in space somewhere, and that Thanos getting the infinity gauntlet wouldn’t somehow be on her radar, causing her to come back to Earth. The only way that wouldn’t be a thing would be if you think they’re going to kill her off at the end of her own movie, which…

And deny us of Homecomings promise to eventually show us Michael Mando in a robotic Scorpion Suit?

The fact the story literally revolves around a Deus Ex Machina kind of removes that sort of dramatic tension, but that was never the point of the original story, it was to give us awesome character moments like Cap getting up to his feet and basically telling Thanos to go fuck himself, because as long as he’s able to…

I know it probably won’t happen, but I would lose my goddamn mind if the end credits scene for Captain Marvel had Adam Warlock emerging from his cocoon and Carol shows up to recruit him to fight Thanos, except someone else is with her and she says something like “I just hope we’ll be enough to stop him” and out of the…

Goddammit why does nobody recognize that Alpha House was a thing? Goodman was the star and it ran for two seasons and is still sorely missed by at least a dozen (Dozens!) people.

Solution? The new series starts without any opening titles, no characters are reffered to by name, and Dan is shown having fallen into a coma, the series then progresses as one long coma dream with every character being slightly renamed, while still retaining all established character dynamics.

and then our long national nightmare will finally be over.

You’re right, Face/Off isn’t a good film, it’s a GREAT film.

Is it really necessary to throw in “alleged” before referring to Gotti as a mob boss? He’s long since too dead to care.

The series kind of mellowed out after the Serial convention, but yeah, comics don’t get much darker than the first maybe 20 issues of the series, which were far more straight up horror than the “dark fantasy” the series became by the end. Which is fine, The Sandman’s (and by extension Lucifer’s) greatest strength was…

Its also pretty tame as far as Vertigo stuff goes, the raciest it tended to get was the occasional demon or faerie boob, and maybe every once in awhile someone would say “fuck”

Thats not going to happen, theyd have to basically make an entirely different show. The comic was basically a dark fantasy Game of Thrones about a god-like being with nothing but apathy for the human race and most of the people around him struggling to free himself of God’s grand plan, because his personal code of…

Goddammit, guess that ruins any slim chance we probably never even had of getting an actual Lucifer show somewhere down the line instead of Lucifer in name only.

And Garbage

What you just described is humanity, there are always going to be shitty, vile, hateful human beings, regardless of which subset or culture they belong to. Humanity was a mistake, I say its time whatever deity may or may not exist out there just wipe the slate clean and start over with some kind of hyper intelligent…

I...I would watch that...