Roger Ebert liked to repeat a quote from Gene Siskel that I can’t seem to find with some googling about how at a certain point subjective opinions become objectively wrong, I don’t remember the specific movies he quoted but it was along the lines of “If you think a movie like Weekend at Bernie’s 2 is better than The…

Don’t trample my dreams!

Considering Trump is president, I know WE all know it wasn’t a recreation, but there are people out there that would probably take something like this as fact, hell they watched The Apprentice and somehow came to the conclusion that Donald Trump is a good businessman!

I don’t need your money! *takes ten dollars, folds it up and places in shirt pocket*

Unlike MTV, I don’t give a shit about what the people of India think about how Ghandi is portrayed in a television show. Unless they somehow barred me from eating massive amounts of Butter Chicken, which could be...problematic, as spicy butter chicken makes up about 50 percent of my diet.

Essentially

So...basically the plot to that Billy-Bob Thornton movie nobody remembers, The Astronaut Farmer, but much, much stupider?

nonononono, he has to make it up there, transmit down footage and declare it to not be fake to all of his moronic contemporaries, and then explode

based on all of the unsold merchandise for it at Hot Topic and Gamestop I feel like everyone else has pretty much ignored it too

That’s basically the main character’s Grandpa in Brian K. Vaughan’s The Private Eye, well, except he’s a millenial. The character keeps reminiscing about ipods and pop punk, and has tattoo sleeves on both arms, he’s also able to save the day because he recognizes a Zune.

Tintin fucking ruled! I hadn’t heard that people actually thought poorly of it, are they out of their goddamned fucking minds?!

Well, then I’m a shoe in. Ba-deet ba-deet ba-deet, ok Buck!

What in the name of fuck...

I think my main problem with the pop culture references as plot in the book is that none of it is really hyper specific enough to make it feel like the author is just filling the story with things he loves personally but more throwing in things just about everyone will recognize on a basic level, thereby coming across…

Well, on the plus side this means no one can legally prevent me from making my TV show about MLK teaming up with Ghandi and solving every single problem they have with violence, specifically Kung Fu violence, and they drive motorcycles and punch modern day Hollywood stars in the face. I call it “Killing Whitey”. The…

If only I had that many friends :(

I am, well, self inflicted, seriously Captain Midnight, kill yourself

Remove yourself from the gene pool

um, reforming those laws and bringing them into the 21st century? Better database systems that tell us who has guns and how many, either outright banning gunshows or doing a better job of policing them to ensure they aren’t just giving guns to any Jim Bob or Joe Sixpack with a handful of hundreds, and logging the…

As a general rule I don’t trust anyone on the internet, but I don’t see what, if anything some nut job is going to do with the information actually housed within my Facebook profile. Try to sell me Motion City Soundtrack tickets? Nice try internet! They broke up years ago! (I haven’t updated anything on there since…