And The Punisher

I read that in Ralph Wiggum’s voice

Yeah, reading all these comments about how people hated it are honestly surprising the hell out of me, you guys get that it’s a satire right? That it take great pains to build up what most people would expect the narrative of a movie like that to follow only to consistently subvert and metatextually comment on how…

Definitely check out McDonagh’s previous two films if you liked that aspect, In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths are brimming with empathy for murderous lunatics and scumbags.

He depicted the contract killers in In Bruges in a similar manner, and I don’t think he was advocating you should kill people for money

I mean, McDonagh’s other two films, his short film, and several of his plays are all about showing the humanity in terrible people. I’m not sure why people would have a problem with that unless they’re going in expecting something more cut and dry, when neither of his other films had straight up villains in them for…

Outside of The Other Guys I can’t think of any films in which he wasn’t just adequate and had a great movie and ensemble cast built around him, all of the movies you guys are listing him as being “good” in are good for a variety of reasons that have nothing to do with Mahky Mahk’s acting ability. He is by and large a…

It’s still nice to be able to keep a tally going for who to use my guillotine on when we finally start The Reign of Terror 2: Reign Harder. 

I have no idea why, but that was also my first thought when I read the headline. Tim Meadows needs more work dammit! He’s consistently a joy even in subpar fair like Son of Zorn (Which I liked for what it was)

Well he has a background in education, he was used in a child rearing project as a stand in for a human infant at a local elementary school in middle America. He’s tough on all of the things anyone may think a candidate should be tough on and moderate on things people think he should be moderate on. His running mate…

Assuming this Guy Incognito is the same one who was around back before Kinja (and it very well may not be, apparently there was talk right after the switch of imposters claiming longtime members account names) He always seemed like a good dude who just liked to make jokes. So I’m all for giving him like you said, the…

Nobody is disputing Oprah being a better option in every conceivable way to the troglodyte currently occupying the oval office. Or at least I’m not. The problem is the dangerous precedent of us as a country starting to elect (or as in most cases talk about electing) celebrities who have no experience as politicians to…

I just mentioned Reagan and while yes, fuck him, he was at least a politician before we elected him to the highest office in the land

He has pictures, and Disney can’t have him killed because if he doesn’t check in with his contact every 48 hours the pictures go public

I feel like he was maybe trying to do a juxtaposition with the term “Pikey” from Snatch, but then maybe I’m looking too much into this

Because there was that movie, The Thief of Baghdad

Lamps? What’s a guy like me know about lamps?

Moms?

The header picture of Guy Ritchie looking uncomfortable should be a meme

Without people reporting about these horrible people, how am I supposed to know why I should be happy when their careers go up in flames?