Could not care less? Or does he care a teensy bit?

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“The best outcome would be ....” for Dolan to .... well it wouldn’t be nice to wish for someone to fall off the wagon that some reliable sources have said that he may or not be on and get into a fiery one car accident.

The best writing I’ve seen on Deadspin ever. Reminds me of Molly Bloom’s monologue. I think we’re being trolled by a young Pynchon or at least The ghost of Gaddis.