That’s a typically diabolical offer. I get terrible red wine headaches

If God did send us Donald Trump, I’m pretty comfortable signing myself up for Satan’s hordes. I mean, if we ever needed a clear sign of which side we should be on in this whole thing and who the real bad guy is, I feel like Trump would be it

I would totally do this

Trump’s statement:

For anybody who can’t watch the video for whatever reason, here’s a basic summary. The Morning Joe crew ask Carson if he believes Trump’s accusers are lying, and he squanders what is apparently the most wakeful moment of his entire life shouting “no” over and over. Then, while drifting off back to his usual half…

Honestly, with the number of times the right has accused her of shouting and being “shrill” in the past year, I’m not sure if it would really make much difference if she just started screaming constantly. They’d attack her the same way

And virtually ever major game gets featured on Highlight Reel for a month or two after release showing off funny glitches and people gladly pay $60 for all those games too

Trying to save democracy

No, but I’m not going to die of shock if Trump to get arrested for making terroristic threats and/or attempting to organize an armed coup between election day and January 1st

Well yeah, but it isn’t targeted at Paul Ryan. All registered voters can expect their used condoms and dead rats in the mail before election day.

Right, and the ongoing dysfunction in the congress will almost certainly continue. Republicans are going to go straight back to their partisan stonewalling, threatening shutdowns and and refusing to work with the president on anything. Even in a best case scenario for the Democrats, it isn’t going to be possible for…

I think you mean RiRi-curious

Oh my god. I think I need to take up sniffing glue or something

Ok, well first of all, Beyonce isn’t running for president. She is our queen and we should all look up to her.

They think this is the equivalent of The Daily Show or Last Week Tonight or something. They honestly believe that Stephen Colbert mocking them for being bigots is a form of bigotry. So, in an attempt to compete in the humorous news market, they just go out and be racist

This is what Trump means by making America great again and ending PC culture

Yeah, but that is different. In Trump’s worldview, whether or not a woman consents to sex is irrelevant to whether or not something is rape. Basically he believes that when a man of color has sex with a woman, particularly a white woman, that is rape whether or not she is consenting. When Trump has sex with a woman,…

What about Donald Trump gives you the impression that he cares about whether or not a woman is willing to let him have sex with her?

Well if he doesn’t become supreme leader the only explanation would be that crooked Hillary stole the election. We need to head down to the polls in November and wave guns around to scare the minorities away so they don’t go in and cheat by voting

But, if your dad, who sounds like a great dude who would never do this, walked up to a woman and said “You remind me of my daughter, now give me a little twirl so I can look at your butt” that’d be a totally different thing right?