So, like, a typical Wednesday?

Not at all, actually. I don’t think I can explain this well, and it will probably sound super offensive, but I suspect that for those people who are bothered by this type of thing a pretty black woman being romanced by a handsome white dude (you know at least 50% of her stable of suitors will be white) is going to be…

Ugh. Do not make me feel sorry for Scheana, you assholes.

Right? It was like a scene from Heathers, only without any comic beats.

The whole scene of the three of them ganging up on scheana saying she can’t talk to anyone Katie doesn’t approve of made my skin crawl. They’re so high school mean girl.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

I’ve literally lost my annoyance for anyone that voted for Hillary. That co-worker I think is kind of an asshole but posted an article about how we can’t normalize Trump? We’re cool. That roommate my boyfriend had who used his OCD as an excuse to be a terrible person (bro, I get that you need to throw away anything…

He was a dreamboat in The Fault in our Stars. (in which he was Shailene Woodley’s boyfriend.)

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

For real! I just told my boyfriend the same thing. I’m not saying that there is an amount of money that would make me sleep with Trump (there is. It’s roughly around the amount I need to pay off my student loans). We all know he can do better than 10,000 dollars and I would have laughed in his face over that amount.