Well there was a faction that wanted to arm all the emu teachers, but the idea was deemed too stupid...

Sometimes, it’s worth going with the classics. Also, they’re birds. We grade them on a curve.

The Emus still control most of Australia (outside of a few inland forts and port towns)

They obviously should have started and ended their tactics with an air force confrontation. “Hey flightless birds, check out what we can do!”

The sad part is, much like the Korean War, only one side signed the armistice so the war has not technically ended. So, write your MP! The Emus held up their end of the bargain.

I also think everyone pearl-clutching over Xi The Magnificent is not quite reading China correctly. Xi has certainly been positioning himself well the past decade or so, but few serious China-watchers describe this as an out-and-out seizure of absolute power. We might view it as the CCP deciding they really like…

I fully understand I’m majorly missing the point, but Xi is the most powerful person in China in 100 years? Has he heard of Mao?

I endorse Trump as “President for Life”...

Add to the infinitely long list of “Things Republicans would have tried to impeach Obama over if he’d said it, but are completely fine with a total unstable loon like Trump saying.”

It doesn’t help that the greys aren’t showing no matter what I do.

He loves you and your scent? Has he gone after your socks and shoes at all (when your toes aren’t in them?)

“...that didn’t stop its developers from adding borderline-magical potions, overt references to other video games, and heaps of modern slang in the conversational dialogue.”

My life took a weird turn.

Do you remember when Obama said this at a meeting of the African Union members and right wingers flipped the fuck out?

Good evening all! I’ll probably be asleep soon but I still wanted to post. I feel like I’ve been dealing with a lot of friend drama lately. I feel like I’m able to handle situations in a level headed way and I’ve gotten good at not being passive aggressive, but the 2 friends I’m having issues with *are* passive…

I’m not sure how to link but I just read Trumps comments at a fundraiser where he praised China’s President for abolishing term limits. He thinks the president for life thing is great and thinks maybe we should try that. What the fuck is happening?!

“San Francisco and Washington,” the gates of hell.

If the NFL thing doesn’t work out, he could have a long career as...just about anybody in a Star Wars movie.

I cringe so hard every time when Baldur’s Gate is used as an example of the good old days of game design when they weren’t afraid to challenge players. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying people shouldn’t like the game, I personally thought they were still fine when I replayed them, but it just ignores the reason why…