Where the fuck do you buy five Klan hoods?

In these tumultuous, troubling....even what some would call horrifying times, there is one overriding sentiment that can not be forcefully enough expressed over and over again:

Naw.

Absolutely.

I haven’t gotten around to the Flash yet, but I see that you mentioned iZombie and I always have to comment when I see someone else mention that show. I love it so much.

What is wrong with these people? It’s like they’re the alien invaders from They Live and they haven’t figured out how skin is supposed to work.

Counterpoint: AC/DC.

Dobby?

Things Bryan Singer should be forced to stay away from: the director’s chair, and underage twinks.

I was so paranoid about pooping near my boyfriend I went FIVE DAYS without pooping when we went on vacation. I had to confess when I couldn’t get my shorts buttoned on the way home. He laughed for five minutes and then went and bought me some apple juice.

General rule: If the price is too good to be true, it most likely is.

Rain. Osaka, Japan. By Rodrigo Reyes Izquierdo.

Did you know she was part of the 1998 and 2002 Winter Olympics ski team?

I “automatically know” because they are carrying Nazi or Confederate flags, wearing Nazi regalia, chanting Nazi slogans...do I really need to go on? Come on, dude.

Still less annoying than “sapiosexuals” (aka: 99% of the time straight dudes who don’t actually have a sexual orientation to “intelligence”. Just want to be able to sound so super fucking enlightened to the women they want to get into the sack)

It is EXACTLY that Demis have a different kind of sexual experience.

I don’t have a “low sex drive”. (Much to my husband’s joy.) Though I was accused by certain people of being “frigid”, “prudish”, “uptight” and, memorably, “religious” because I was different in my responses. That is not a good or healthy way to…

Oh GOD! Sapiosexuals!!! Just *eye roll*

True. People talk about how children deserve to have a relationship with both parents—but that’s hardly an unmitigated good. As a child, I was told it was important to have a good relationship with my father, but no one told me that he had to care about that for it to actually happen. Otherwise, I kept wondering why I…

You know what Solomon would suggest...

The kids a lost cause. Give it to him.