They finally followed with "Dinosaurs Attack!" — in 1988.

Those were reeeeally gory.

http://dinosaurs-attack.blogspot.com/

oh I hate you because you made me laugh so hard!

That's incredible. I didn't realize that Sammy Sosa was on Saved by the Bell.

because he gained weight, you see

Did Belding eat Screech & Lisa?

Don't you mean zword?

The perverts up by the stage would be, I suppose, venture fapitalists?

Interesting...Spider-Woman and Hellcat have the same Thanos parts because they're "swap figures," but both "Warriors of the Web" have different pieces of Hobgoblin, meaning they're two separate figures in the series.

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

Westbrook responded, 'It went well. It was a white guy this time, which considering the judicial system we have in this country, is a pretty rare thing. So that was cool. They also didn't botch the drug combo, so the guy didn't lie on the gurney suffering for an hour before he died. So all in all, I have to say the…

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

Being a man of persistence and determination, I refuse to see a romantic gesture as failed until I see a copy of the restraining order.

I have it on good authority from a source that the reason he didn't fly to New England is because at the airport, every time the TSA agent tried to pat him down he fell down to the ground backwards.

Yeah, and you know who would really give the right chemistry for all that sexual tension with the woman character who makes first contact? An already-aging Sharon Stone. Now those two are just a powder keg, I tells ya!

That's very optimistic of Marvel to assume that Fraction and Aja's Hawkeye actually ends in February, what with the new series coming out in March.

What is this, a suit for ants?

HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD.

Needs more posing and screaming his own name...

Yet another Cowboy able to trample over someone and not get penalized today.

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.