I suggest wiping that abomination from your mind and staring longingly at the recently released Masterpiece Bumblebee instead.

I would have seen this movie regardless of the whole hacking issue, mostly because I expected it to be another fun, pointless dick and fart joke movie.

People, people, please! Why all the fuss?

Snyder: "So, Jeff, I was wondering if you had any interest in maybe trading us back-"

Bivolo.

Post the instructions online NOW.

It's the refs fault. I mean, look at what he's wearing.

Brilliant. Btw, when Quill said "give a shit" in the film I really expected Drax to ask about it. It's actually weird how he just let it slip.

They lost the rights at the beginning of the year. Hence all the new Doctor Who submissions.

To this day, the Denver song will pop into my head periodically. I'm 32 years old.

Fucking get your main character right before you start throwing in all his side characters.

Spoiler (kinda)

So do they get the blowjobs?

*sings* Too Many Agents! Too Many Agents!

As soon as I saw her trying to open the door to the foundry I said, "Oh, she knows!"

Dear producers of the upcoming "Sandman" movie: We've found your Death.

RIP

Finally he shoots something else off!

The finger then bounced off his head and went over the outfield wall

The show is worth it just for moments like this: