The Long Kiss Goodnight. Just your typical "small town school teacher realizes she's actually a highly trained CIA assassin" action comedy.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle! G.I. Joooooooooooeeeeeeeeeee....

Also let's just posit right now that ENT and ST09 actually take place in the same time line — for Whatever reason, doesn't matter.

that's perhaps he scariest thought I've ever heard.

It's been a heck of a postseason in baseball this year. So many great storylines and moments. And holy shit if we get a I-70 series?

Just like a Romo to collapse at the final moment.

I always think Matt Adams looks like a dude they pulled out of the line for concessions and gave him a jersey

Nope... the conversation went like this. Crowley says that Dean has to keep feeding the Mark of Cain, or else. And Dean is like, "Or else I become a demon? That boat already sailed six weeks ago." So no, he's definitely a demon. But if he doesn't feed the mark, he'll be a really ornery demon.

It's not like I needed all this money anyway....

That usually pisses me off too (at least it did when Hosmer did it against the A's). However as a neutral 3rd party observer for this game, I see it more as a "holy fucking shit I did not just lose the game for us" stress valve even though granted it does look more like showboating bravado.

Great play. Thankfully the stop didn't matter. Go Cardinals!

Whoever designed that thing did a tankless job.

Architects are hopeful that this design becomes a new American Standard.

Doctor: Well, Nick, you passed all the concussion protocols and you've got full range of motion in your cervical vertebrae with no complaint of pain. My guess is that you'll just have some lingering soreness and severe inflammation of the dermis.

Yeah! Fuck that asshole for getting cut! Fucking dick!!!

I'm gonna say it: we have entered the Age of Biawwnics.

This comic is ten years old. And it wasn't exactly a new concept then, either.

We had a ridiculously stupid long-running joke at college about how Edmonds after an 0-for-4 night would go home in a drunken rage and try to go after his kids but Mrs Edmonds would already have them all in the safe room. There were a lot of details and variations I'll spare you. Whether or not he was even married or…