I still have no idea how he managed to give up 3 earned runs on the throw.

Also, there's a grammatical error in the ad. "Fans" shouldn't be plural.

It's a tough road. Only two others have been born with that condition, and one's dead. Let's just hope he can make the Jump Jump to the NBA smoothly.

Man, what an inspiring story. I just can't believe Randle made it to the NBA and now gets to play with his idol despite being born with a backwards torso.

David Ortiz would have been yelling at the official scorer for not giving him three RBI.

yea but revoltech joints are completely terrible, i wish figma or SH Figuarts got the licence

Electrician: We've got a massive tower here that seems to be out of commission. Just giving it a cursory glance, two legs appear to be bad even though somebody attempted repair at some point. The third leg is carrying a whole lot of juice and is, frankly, kinda scary.

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

Attorney: I'm telling you, Donald, that Allred gal is out to get you.

What's the timestamp for when she falls? I don't have 4 and a half minutes

Images like the one of Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend really make me question the life I've chosen to live for myself. Sam reminds me of myself in many ways, and I wonder if, by simply saying a few words, I could open the door to a new, happier, more fulfilling reality. Because I've spent so much money on…

I liked that he had the presence of mind for a James Brown homage on his way out of consciousness.

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Roosevelt should have seen this coming when the Secret Service changed his codename to Watership.

Having spent an hour among the people of Boston, Jesus gave up and went home.

Assholes Finish Second

Why is Marquez knocking people out for talking shit about someone else's mom?

Zero fuck were given this day.