Tell him, SteveDave!!

Seriously. That dude is a prick through and through. From his smug face, to his chunky girlfriend chiming in, everything about him deserves a punch in the face.

Cards Win and that's all that matters - #Happy Flight! Nice catch by the fan with Big City coming at you, most people would get out of the way.

The cost at Wrigley is actually very fair, considering the mascot throws in a bachelorette party as well.

Even if I was a huge White Sox fan, there's no way in hell I'm letting anyone at US Cellular know that I have a diamond on my person.

I missed it, but only because I was admiring Google's Final Four bracket:

Ware he finally lands has yet tibiannounced.

It's just you. That elbow 1) was clearly intentional, you could see LeBron really put some umph into it, 2) was like getting sucker-punched, and 3) caused him to bite his tongue open, his mouth was full of blood. So yeah I think I'll give him a pass for laying in pain for a minute, going to get a concussion test, and…

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

They call him the Secretary of Education because he schools everyone.

I know its a different sport but I have never more in my life wanted to see Richard Sherman cover someone.

That's twice this week he's had serious troubles driving.

Here are the GIFs:

Similar to how police officers get sprayed with mace during training so they know how to use it responsibly, Comcast wants its anchors to know what it's like for customers dealing with Comcast so it fucks them with a grizzly bear dick.

9.7 seconds. I clocked that cartoon bear penis on the air for 9.7 seconds. I checked four times because I was sure I was doing it wrong, but within a tenth each time, there it is. For most packages (groan) that's enough time for three different b-roll shots. Not here, friends. We want nearly 10 seconds of graphic…

Front Desk: Mr. Prime? We're getting a lot of complaints about some kind of terrible, nauseating, headache-inducing Diesel emanating from your room.

3OH!3: My first kiss went a little like this (kiss noise)

a.k.a the D of the team that beat you in the regular season

Yeah except the Colts already beat you. Remember?