One of the wackiest field goals I've seen all year. How often do you see a kick hit the upright 9 times before bouncing out of play?

McDonald's would have sold more, but every time Flacco went in to get a six piece, he stalled out and settled for three.

You CANNOT hit puppies with the crown of your helmet. What the hell is wrong with you? You gotta get 'em in the body, man.

Especially if you get a good punter's leg into it.

Puppies do fly far...

I starred you, but I didn't know it was a joke. I just think it's fun.

I got 13 stars, motherfucker. 13 people have a sense of humor. 14, including moi. Only like five people are too dumb to get it.

Blowing up a punter is the life equivalent of kicking a puppy. Really fun, but probably not worth it in the end if people are watching.

So that's what Zach Braff is upto these days.

This guy is truly an example of no matter how life kicks you when you're down if you keep trucking along you'll eventually defy all probable odds. Arsenio, congrats on tricking a network to give you another show.

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He didn't attack her. He was trying to get around her and bumped into her and caught her to keep her from falling.

If you can dodge a script, you can dodge a ball.

This guy's speech and mannerisms are so unrealistic. He doesn't sound or look anything like Jay Pharoah.

The plane had previously been showing signs of wear and tear, and should have been switched out for a different aircraft, but Mike Matheny decided it'd be cool to let it keep going for a couple more flights.

5. If Jeter did what Middlebrooks did, it would be described as the smartest play in history, regardless if obstruction were called.

1. If Middlebrooks doesn't lift his legs to trip the runner, the runner steps over him and there's no way they call obstruction.

You could say this is about 'enhancing the experience of Dodger fans' except for the fact that Deadspin has so clearly been trolling Cards fans for the last week or more. The first story was funny. A couple more got a chuckle. At this point it's just makes the writers look petty and the site look like amateur hour.

Is that the same costume as Peter Parker?