You lost me at "Here in Cincinnati."

Adam Wainwright and Yadier Molina may be the greatest love story of our generation.

Luckily for Zachary, two police officers armed with tasers were kind enough to show him what a DualShock felt like in real life.

... the meaningless baseball game proceeded.

Unfortunately, his throw missed the bomb, so he had to do it all again.

This is the kind of kid who's gonna start a fight someone else has to finish on his behalf.

-after Trevathan's fuck up-

As well as being nicknamed "Silverback", Harrison's teammates also call him Deebo, after the character from the Friday movies.^[28]"

What an ass hole, doesn't he know that only the NCAA is allowed to profit from his talents?

He just looks like he's havana good time.

I was just surprised he wasn't the ringbearer. He would have been adorable in a little tux, toddling down the aisle.

Justin Bieber reaches the same market audience that we will need to be the next Blackhawks fans.


Teenaged girls looking to file paternity suits against Patrick Kane?

Conversely, Lou Bega was very polite and charming towards the stage manager, although it soon became clear that he was just trying to get a little bit of Monica.

That would explain why the umpire said he had two balls on him before he even got to the plate.

Two things. 1. When someone else has the ball, that's their ball little bastard in the black shirt. 2. When you accidentally pop someone in the face, the first words out of your mouth are ALWAYS "I'm sorry."

It was clearly a problem when he told profs he had never met his study partner and oh yeah, she died of cancer recently.

And, in general, fans are unbiased and absolutely should be relied on in making a call.