Front Desk: Mr. Prime? We're getting a lot of complaints about some kind of terrible, nauseating, headache-inducing Diesel emanating from your room.

3OH!3: My first kiss went a little like this (kiss noise)

a.k.a the D of the team that beat you in the regular season

Yeah except the Colts already beat you. Remember?

One of the wackiest field goals I've seen all year. How often do you see a kick hit the upright 9 times before bouncing out of play?

McDonald's would have sold more, but every time Flacco went in to get a six piece, he stalled out and settled for three.

You CANNOT hit puppies with the crown of your helmet. What the hell is wrong with you? You gotta get 'em in the body, man.

Especially if you get a good punter's leg into it.

Puppies do fly far...

I starred you, but I didn't know it was a joke. I just think it's fun.

I got 13 stars, motherfucker. 13 people have a sense of humor. 14, including moi. Only like five people are too dumb to get it.

Blowing up a punter is the life equivalent of kicking a puppy. Really fun, but probably not worth it in the end if people are watching.

So that's what Zach Braff is upto these days.

This guy is truly an example of no matter how life kicks you when you're down if you keep trucking along you'll eventually defy all probable odds. Arsenio, congrats on tricking a network to give you another show.

Obligatory Wrestlemania XX promo graphic

He didn't attack her. He was trying to get around her and bumped into her and caught her to keep her from falling.

If you can dodge a script, you can dodge a ball.

This guy's speech and mannerisms are so unrealistic. He doesn't sound or look anything like Jay Pharoah.

The plane had previously been showing signs of wear and tear, and should have been switched out for a different aircraft, but Mike Matheny decided it'd be cool to let it keep going for a couple more flights.