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Front Desk: Mr. Prime? We're getting a lot of complaints about some kind of terrible, nauseating, headache-inducing Diesel emanating from your room.

3OH!3: My first kiss went a little like this (kiss noise)

All of the Back to the Futures

Mobile Suit Gundam (for argument sakes, let this post cover the entire franchise)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Fucking excuse me? Why can't I vote for Stargate?

A lot of good choices here, but this is still my favorite.

Firefly

Doctor Who

a.k.a the D of the team that beat you in the regular season

Yeah except the Colts already beat you. Remember?

Appropriate.

One of the wackiest field goals I've seen all year. How often do you see a kick hit the upright 9 times before bouncing out of play?

"No shit?"

At a dinner party...

"Honey, I know this late night Tick cosplay means a lot to you and your friends, but it's destroying our marriage!"

McDonald's would have sold more, but every time Flacco went in to get a six piece, he stalled out and settled for three.

Blowing up a punter is the life equivalent of kicking a puppy. Really fun, but probably not worth it in the end if people are watching.