5. If Jeter did what Middlebrooks did, it would be described as the smartest play in history, regardless if obstruction were called.

1. If Middlebrooks doesn't lift his legs to trip the runner, the runner steps over him and there's no way they call obstruction.

You could say this is about 'enhancing the experience of Dodger fans' except for the fact that Deadspin has so clearly been trolling Cards fans for the last week or more. The first story was funny. A couple more got a chuckle. At this point it's just makes the writers look petty and the site look like amateur hour.

Nuff' said. Bitches.

It's literally all they show at Busch (kiss cam, dancing, crazy contests), so I'm not sure what the hell he's talking about.

If she were serious about this, she'd sing all the way to the tenth verse.

O say can you see by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our…

The Ted 2 promo leaves something to be desired.

Been saving this creation for a long time.

Antonio Gates just visually impregnated a Chargers cheerleader.

Is that the same costume as Peter Parker?

You lost me at "Here in Cincinnati."

Adam Wainwright and Yadier Molina may be the greatest love story of our generation.

Luckily for Zachary, two police officers armed with tasers were kind enough to show him what a DualShock felt like in real life.

... the meaningless baseball game proceeded.

Unfortunately, his throw missed the bomb, so he had to do it all again.

This is the kind of kid who's gonna start a fight someone else has to finish on his behalf.

-after Trevathan's fuck up-