I have less respect for liars than true believers. The latter are misinformed or crazy. The former have no sense of shame or decency.

These kids look absolutely traumatized.

Behalte den ball im auge!

They would still find a way to lose.

Starship Troopers, nice.

The flaw in your logic is that you assume that this scenario would in any way be fun.

She’s never presented herself to the world in this way, so to be fair, we gotta give her some time.

The thing I hate the most about TBS’s broadcast is that they have three dots for indicating the number of outs. Like, you don’t need a third dot. The inning is just over at that point. There is no “three outs” state in baseball that ever needs to be indicated. Drives me nuts.

It’s about ethics in journalism!

Isn’t it amazing how Trump and his sycophants can rail against the NYT as a failing-biased-fake-liberal-news organ, and then turn around and cite the NYT’s reporting as proof that liberals somehow condone Weinstein’s behavior?

There were actually some very fine people on both sides.

In my head I’m trying to figure out how one would put on a t-shirt head-first. It just seems way easier to do at least one arm first. Am I crazy?

But then she asked me what my hobbies are.

What in the world makes you think that he won’t embarrass himself?

Oh you planned the party months in advance? That’s cool. I’m sure nobody else had made plans in advance to go the beach on the 4th of July.

It is interesting that the election that Corbyn didn’t win is held out as the blueprint, while the absolute landslide victory of Macron and his centrists is completely ignored. Not saying I prefer Macron’s policies, but in a battle with literal fascism, I’m sorry, but we need whatever liberal coalition can win.

• Putting your cash tip on the table and visibly docking it every time the server displeases you

If a basketball was physically capable of jumping from the three point line and dunking the ball, would that count as a 3?

If Trump was trying to shut down an FBI investigation for political reasons, that’s obstruction of justice and an impeachable offense in its own right. At that point, whether or not the investigation would have actually uncovered evidence of wrongdoing on his part is irrelevant.

Stole my comment.