Super... metboy. ok. What a name.

Laughed out loud for the whole thing. Reading this reminded me of an old somethingawful article called “Japan ruined my whopper”.
But at least your gummy didn’t have any “female pheromones”.

Putting pirates as the heroes against piracy was already funny, but this is perfect.

The beginning of the music video gave me serious Flowey from Undertale vibes

You’re hired

Windows/XBone/PS4/Switch (even macos according to wikipedia) sometimes near april 2020

Don’t know if it has been added since them, but this has been a problem: https://kotaku.com/startropics-on-switch-is-missing-the-clue-you-need-to-b-1833384044

Come on, he already lost a brother, this can’t become a Never Ending Sacrifice.

I think it’s the first time I’m posting in here. But yeah, real good work here, team !

Your loss.jpg