Because Justin Beiber stubbed his toe, or Kim Kardashian bent over, or whatever bullcrap that doesn't matter happened and is headlined on every network.

My response to such things is to usually comment on how my mom is old, short, fat, and ugly. And then I go out of my way to thank them profusely for showing an oldie like her a good time.

Mako only waifu.

Just in, SSDs upgrade your memory, back up your files, organize your photo album, teach your kids about responsible bathroom behavior, water your garden and finish off your wife on those off nights.

MacBook you say?
Is it wrong if I'm okay with this?

This picture made my morning. Thanks!

Is winamp whipping the llama's ass? Or is the GIF just a coincidence?

Bunduru!

If it doesn't have 4 controllers, a map of Japan, a $100 rebate and the ability to allow me to automatically preorder Metal Gear Solid V then I want no part of this bundle.

My indoor cats have lived to old age, in comfort, with friends, with food and clean water and love and affection. They still have their claws, have a massive house to run around in, can play with each other, toys, bells, balls, and try to get at the fish in the tank. Indoor cats have a lifespan to 15-20 years.

"Hard-On' apply directly to the penis.."

Akihabara: one of the places I must go at least once before death.

It's not a matter of if I can do it in 2 seconds, it's that I can do it on my phone without taking up part of the screen with distractions. And there is no need to watch Television in the first place. Unless the game is failing in it's only task, keeping you entertained.

Actually, each individual author reads and approves comments. If it's a well thought out or funny comment we star it and it becomes a normally viewable comment. If you make several good comments (and we notice) then we will make it so that your comments are auto approved.

Japan, sometimes you can be SO amazing but at the same time SO freaking wired.

Calling it now this is a nightmare for any person in IT with large hands

NOTE: There's another eyebrow-raiser on the back of that Call of Duty box. "Offline play enabled." Gee, Call of Duty people, why'd you need to tell us that? Since when can't you play part of a CoD offline? Was anyone expecting the game to be online-only?

Don't ruin this for me.