Incredibly childish and extremely toxic for the environment.

She's an American. She was born in the U.S. I'd certainly hope her English was good!

Let us join hands and skip to the nearest store to purchase these new 3DS models once they are released!

That's what I say every time I see a new COD game released.

Good, because it will never catch my ram!

While this is totally the right answer, the better answer is "don't get married/have kids."

Aztek. You're not going to want to be around women for a while.

Really? All these versions and the storyline is still the same from the first one which Im playing on a DS emulator...
Wheres the incentive to buy newer ones if the story never changes???

Probably! But I'm glad they're shooting on location. You can't green screen everything.

My response to such things is to usually comment on how my mom is old, short, fat, and ugly. And then I go out of my way to thank them profusely for showing an oldie like her a good time.

Mako only waifu.

Just in, SSDs upgrade your memory, back up your files, organize your photo album, teach your kids about responsible bathroom behavior, water your garden and finish off your wife on those off nights.

MacBook you say?
Is it wrong if I'm okay with this?

This picture made my morning. Thanks!

Is winamp whipping the llama's ass? Or is the GIF just a coincidence?