Why do boobs have to feel so damn good in your hand? :p

I cant believe how incredibly absurd this is. Definitely true that geeks will spend their money on ANYTHING!

I'd play FF XIII on a tablet.

This....

Where's .... the disk drive?

We all knew it was inevitably coming. Nintendo LOVES to do this type of thing.

We ALL knew this day was coming, and is it me or does this look like utter shit???

2880 x 1800 on a 15 inch display...

Nobody proofreads anymore.

<3 The Oatmeal. Its so true too!

Like I say, most, bc IDK how they all work. I know with Suddenlink they offer movie channel 'Packages' you can sub to.

Could be because HBO cost and arm and a f*©king leg?

China!

Do we REALLY need another app store???

Well yes, this has always been true, whoever has the most money usually wins.

It JUST got raised to 75 in East Texas (I20) yesterday, new signs went up and all.

WTF? That's clearly the shape of any ultrabook made. So now the government supports unfair, unvooperative buisness practices?

Unlimited cookies and internets for you.

I say 300-350. 400 for with 2 gamepads.

Hopefully you can plug it in and still play like you can with PS3/360 remotes. That only makes logical sense. Oh the rage when my Wiimotes batteries die. I understand putting LiIon batteries increases the cost but that... I'm ok with.