I bet they look awesome on you. I suffer from pretty severe thin envy and I forget sometimes about the forms of privilege I do have. I’ve been trying to flatter my short, weight-fluctuating body since high school and sometimes resent people who seem to be able to throw on shapeless clothes and still look amazing when…

Exactly! The perk of wearing something like this is it reads as saying ‘I’m beautiful/thin enough to not be written off by society no matter what I wear’. This dress reads to me like a brag.

Especially if you’re usually read as conventionally attractive

The response here, over which you’re getting so worked up, was because, rather than going after an actual (rather than hypothetical) article calling a sensor-packed fleshlight “creepy”, you jumped into the comment section of an article about something potentially great for women to say, effectively, “BUT WHAT ABOUT…

Yes, I’m wondering exactly what the “smart” part is FOR. Telling women what they like? Uhhh. OK.

The winner did 20km in under 1:19—that's a sub-2:45 marathon. Any of you comedians manage to pull that off between comments?