civic drivers are competing with mustang drivers as the worst drivers on the road

I buy a new car because you can’t guarantee me that someone hasn’t masturbated on the drivers seat prior to purchase

They had a detached family room.

I slept though a gang shooting ( the only one ever in my town, that I know of ) in a front yard across the street from my apartment a few years ago. Never heard a thing.

Always buy a new car... but run it into the ground.

“He slept like an angel... And then he became one.”

Well, did you know any more about the young lady?

6. Wrecked their Mustang leaving Cars & Coffee, driving a loaner Civic.

Buy a new car when it’s a better deal than buying a used car.

My credit rating is 800+ at the big 3 bureaus, yet Chrysler could only “help me out” with 5.25% on my new RAM.

“It’s not a barn, but I think I’ve made my point.”

Civic just wanted to be a Honda Jet

Love me some zoning humor.

VTEC kicked in, yo.

They would have had kids out there playing ping pong and watching TV at two in the morning?

Lucky the property is zoned for R-1.

I guess what we can really take from these recent events is that if you want the Mustang experience, you don’t need to spend Mustang money. Just head on down to the Honda dealership.

The driver failed in his civic duty.

Yeah, I just want to take a rubber mallet to those until its flush, but then again I don’t think Nissan is trying to sell me either car anyway.

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