Good thing i still use windows 10 mobile. no one even knows it exists

Blanket warrant fishing expidition?

Every day, in every way, I am getting closer and closer to just throwing this fucking thing into a lake and replacing it with a landline and an answering machine. You know, for all the convenience of modern telecommunication, at least my Garfield phone never dragged me into a goddamn murder investigation. 

#MeToo

Hot take: I’d rather have 25 year old Tobias Harris for 1.5 years at 15 million a year than 28 year old Blake Griffin for 3.5-4.5 years at 35 million a year. Griffin’s injury history scares the shit out of me.

Good lord, Mitsubishi is currently so embarrassing that I’m kind of glad mine is badged as a Dodge

He could probably buy a couple hundred city blocks.

But what of his romance with Kendall Jenner?!?!?! Will she relocate to Detroit to be with him?! Will true love prevail?

You need half length barriers to be able to do that. There’s debate about whether you should use full width barriers (fewer people driving through) and half width (fewer people caught between the barriers).

no, its based on bsd/unix. the code is online under the name darwin

I wish i could have such bad weather. all i had today was near 80 degree weather.

I think if Linus gave a crap outside just the kernel and maybe things like GUI, I think that maybe we could have had a serious contender for the Desktop OS for gaming and entertainment purposes besides just MacOS and Windows(OK Linux-on-the-desktop guys I know you’re here and you’re brandishing your digital weapons).

That sounds like some FAKE NEWS to me! Rigged!!!

The AV Club

What’s worse than the fact that Trump is beyond parody is that there are millions of people who don’t think there’s anything funny about him at all.

How many more jokes can Colbert make about Trump? After a while it just seems like punching tar.

right. it’s absolutely, positively, his fault that they don’t have the parts. if you want to fix it, i’m sure he’ll allow you to.

I’m so happy for Mindy St. Clair!

I guess we’re lucky Disney didn’t decide to film the live-action Aladdin remake in Syria.

but google is free to me if i give them my info. psychologists charge me money upfront for me giving them my info. i’ll take free