False. osweiler was better when he didnt have to throw, or when they didnt have tape on him. Once they figured out how to pressure him, it was over for the broncos. he was total dogshit after his first 3 games. With him they wouldnt beat anyone in the afc, with manning they can at least have a chance to get to the afc…

manning was bad at times, but osweiler played like total dogshit the past few wks. literally one of the worst performances ive seen against the raiders a few weeks back. they are better off with manning, no question

Slow fucking news day. Ive heard better piss stories at church. Do ur job deadspin

Is that a bottle of jergens

Is that a bottle of jergens

Sale rules. Also, why no ability to tweet links from the top dropdown box? did i miss something?

Same reason i don’t drink Old Milwaukee. because it sucks

because when they cut his dick off he still wasnt sure if he wanted to snap out of it

He def has his legs back under him. Earlier this year he could barely get off the ground for those 3balls. It was painful

The Lebron hate in Chicago is thicker than a milkshake this time of year. It fucking rules!

Fuckin a - this really had me going. Also, i shit myself in Acapulco at around age 12 due to montazumas revenge. Almost made it to the shitter and just exploded. We cleaned it up with towels and then dropped them off in front of someone else’s room. There was a brownish wster trail leading up the stairs and down the…

Blackhawks come back *due to insane goalkeeper display for final 60min+

have to agree. Got one last year and man idk how i lived so long without one

have to agree. Got one last year and man idk how i lived so long without one

really? Youre a boner.

if jump my car over lower wacker to avoid that city tow lot on sacramento blvd on the west side.

Im confused too. Was this a ladder match? If so, i didnt see the ladder anywhere near the ring when the match ended.

peter in laws

cool story

same here. Check on occasionally

Also, itd be cool if i was out of the greys. Ive only visited deadspin every day, multiple times, for like 5 years.

These are shocking. He had a major knee injury, rehabbed. Came back, injured. Rehabbed and now injured again. How is that not shocking.