You assume that all people want the same thing. Remember you are dealing with tribes and fanatics here. What they want isn't went normal people want.

Exactly this.

You know, I believe you missed several things here:

People who smash their phones using Insane mode in their car?

Trains?

Ahhh - my mom had the opera windows, that was throwing me off. 79 Lincoln Continental Towncar.

Is that a 77? Learned to drive in my mom's 79.

I always imagined that the refueling would take place in straight and level flight, but it's pretty obvious that the tanker is in a right hand bank throughout this video.

Nah - if he was entitled he would have been going for someone with way better SMV than that...

wouldn't it have been easier to provide them with healthy role models, exercise and good diet advice?

As someone who has spent a lot of time walking around on Freeways* I'd like to add something here:

Or the ring of her...

Props to Sabine - would love to do the Ring with her.

I can't wait for people to actually learn to enjoy life without getting stoned, drunk or fucked up in some way.

What language is this in?

I came here to post this. Most likely hanging on to a tripod mounted .50 caliber while wearing a black leather jacket and designer jeans.

Isn't that the dance crew from a Janet Jackson video?

County, not City.

No evil supervillain will ever expect a spy to be driving a minivan, which makes it perfect for sleuthing. Plus, there'd be more than enough room to take all your spy gear and/or all your spy friends.

You'll shoot your eye out.