Not being a dumbass and remembering where I parked?

“Fix It Again, Tony” could also be “Fix It Again Tomorrow”, which covers your poorly named mechanic...

And anyone here is surprised? If so I guess you all watch too many “Japanese sword” or “Japanese cutlery” videos.

So pretty much what it looked like before the last hurricane?

Vote Dem - we’ll happily take your money to not actually fix issues.

Agreed - I’m in that range too and after Cali taxes, Fed taxes, stupid levels of child support payments, I live paycheck to paycheck in the ghetto. Which is sad because all the other ghetto dwellers around me who don’t appear to work seem to always have disposable income...I always wonder why...guess my taxes are…

In Atlanta maybe, but here on the coast? $3000/mo gets you very little in the way of housing.

Well that makes Chicago more tolerable.

After the Lakota had opened fire, and over 25 Cavalry soldiers were killed.

Sure...let’s go with Islam instead.

You can get married at the county clerks office for the price of a license. Or at a small ceremony with the important people in your life.

They have roads in New Brunswick?

According to the linked article the initial crash was at 12:49 am, then the second was about 5 minutes later, which makes way more sense.

Nah - they weren’t dead, and they didn’t stay in it - they were wandering around.

Sarcasm for the win.

Because the ACLU forgot the constitution. Fuck them.

Socialists?

Wow - humor really is dead.

Glad the border controls are starting to work.

It’s pretty hard to get there when they won’t shut up about it.