You'll shoot your eye out.

The moves announced on Wednesday seem to have appealed to shareholders, as jetBlue stock rose 53 cents per share for the day.

The sad side of Disney's political maneuvering is that over 100 aerial advertising business that used to fly over the parks went out of business after the no-fly zone was implemented

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We didn't find anything so we won't charge you for the disassembly, which is covered under warranty. Now, you say you want us to put it back together? That's not covered under warranty...

"And that includes the oil AND the filter..."

"Hi GM? About that last recall...the one with the faulty body panels..."

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

I don't know, he could be Canadian...hockey players need to work during the summer, right?

Butt one I'd rather admire than the other one that I looked asskance at...

When do they put the addictive chemical in it that makes you crave it fortnightly?

I'm guessing that the driver in Germany may have been following the letter of the law.

Much better...

As long as he doesn't roll over on the right point on his phone, it'll be ok...

Wait - let me think about your last statement. You want to be part of a social network, but you don't want people to know who you are? Isn't that anti-social by definition?

I think that you must have your dimensions wrong. Based on the "1/3 the size" note, that would give this thing a wingspan of over 90 feet and a length of over 120 feet.

This. Please.

The 70's...please see example below...

I'm gonna go with you'd have been at fault anyway. Yeah, the guy turned into the wrong lane (his bad) but from the video you were going a bit quickly given the road / weather conditions and you decided that the appropriate thing to do with a pedestrian in the road was speed up towards them and honk. Plus it was pretty…

Those aren't Taco Bell, they are those oddly addictive mystery tacos from Jack in the Box.